MAFS – Partner swap

“Partner swap. The couples are split and individuals are teamed up with another partner to discuss their relationship status. Two of the experiment’s biggest personalities face off.”

In place of “to discuss their relationship status” insert “to stir up trouble AKA ratings gold”.



    • It’s too whiny.

      I had to try and think who is Melissa. She and John have been a snooze. Pretty sure they haven’t done the deed. They need a very inappropriate, public luurve session with the sexperts.

  1. Charlene tries to confront Dean about his behaviour. Of course, it is everyone’s fault but his own.

    The editors have spliced every lie of Dean’s with footage from the Boy’s Night.

    Is it just me or does Dean have the puffy alcoholic’s face?

    • The editors sliced and diced Dean until he was well hoist on his own petard.

      Dean drinks straight from the bottle when possible. Not a great indicator of sobriety imo.

      The sheer number of lies he tells makes also me think he’s an alcoholic The disease of denial.

  2. Contestants seemed to have been indoctrinated with the belief that sleeping with a complete stranger on national tv is the sign of a healthy relationship. No wonder Tracey thinks everything is a-okay with Dean when everyone around her is telling her otherwise.
    Charlene finds Pat physically repulsive and Dean sensing this “weakness” goes straight for the jugular.

  3. Sarah goes stage 5 clinger demanding that Telv moves in straight away. Sarah does ‘understand’ why Telv is not keen. Daily Mail videos aside, here is a hint, Sarah, he lives on the other side of the country and has children to consider.

  4. If they want to wife swap, that pretty blond who got dumped should be on the table (not literally). The only thing is that all of the guys are between a 1 and a 2, wheras she is about an 8 or 9.

    How’s that for disrespecting men AND women; giving them a score. But since they reckon it’s ok to have sex with a stranger on telly, I reckon the respect ship sailed weeks ago.

  5. Charlene is totally repulsed by Patrick. She has physically and mentally rejected him so many times and has his balls in her handbag. If she tells him to “Man up” one more time, I will throw something from the TV.
    Charlene, Dean, Telv, Sarah , Davina and Tracey are not very attractive people, inside or out.

    And you are so right WHY, that little put on girlie voice of Melissa is a real turn off as well as the stupid fake hair and young girl clothes.

    • Lola, I think this is the worst season. No one is likeable, maybe bar Patrick a smidge. No one is funny or slightly endearing. It’s just a bunch of tarts and mantarts behaving badly, and following producers prompts to behave badly. And the supposed psycholgists look like 3 wet and crumpled dishrags talking bullshirt. The sexperts are more like Sadsacks.
      Other seasons had a bit more range, but aside from maybe one or two who have crumpled under the weight of sleeping with a stranger and left early, these are pretty rough servings.

  6. How was the look on Telv’s face when Sarah said she wanted them to move in together after the show. Yikes!
    Sarah will be ‘abandoned’ once again. The quickest way for a man to leave are the words, “I’m nearly 40 and I wanna have kids”.

    I agree Daisy, they certainly scraped the bottom of the barrel with these participants and the so called experts are getting worse with each season.

  7. Talking about arses, I saw too much butt crack when Telv dropped his jocks to jump in the bathtub with Sarah. Eew!
    Now that image won’t go away.
    Too much Ch 9 , too much !

    I also recommended Sarah buy a better bra. Surely if they can spend the money on Justin’s black lingerie singlet , the producers can get a good fitting bra for Sarah.

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