Firstly; where are the children? Has the Pied Piper been to California and stolen all of the children? Or does Donna have them all eating ice-cream at the drug store.
Where is Brooke’s daughter Bridgette? The one whose husband, Deacon, had an affair with Brooke and fathered Hope.
Where are Rick and transgender Maya, who guilted her sister, Nicole into being their baby farm.
Where are Pam and Cherrrrleee when there is so much illicit adultery to uncover? Why are Katy and Donna not all over Floppygate? Or why are they not sniffing about Quinn and Carter? Or spying on Quinn and Eric with Katy’s telescope?
But as for those still around … Sleeping Beaver may wake up to find she has a new family, or, and more likely, Steffy and Ridge have taken her off life support.