Big Brother VIP starts Monday at 7.30pm on Channel 7.
No VIPs in sight, just a bunch of wannabe Markles and Kardashians.
The best watching is likely to come from the standout player from the last season of Big Brother, Danny Hayes (standout for pure entertainment value), and of course I have a soft spot for Luke Toki, Australia’s answer to Cirie Fields (the greatest players to never win the game).
No doubt Jessika Powers from MAFS will bring the drama because that is what she is there for – and she knows it.
Will you be watching BB VIP? It’s a two-hour premiere, so have your couch snacks handy.