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  1. Due to me having a Tabla Rasa marathon until 3.00am, I watching last night’s MAFS night. First note: Sean’s mouth is tragic. It might helped if he smiled…or borrowed Tracey’s top lip.
    I have galah’s in my garden who sound less screechy than Melissa.
    Sarah’s boobs are once again in a harness.

  2. Oh dear, Ashley. Not Oh, dear Ashley. She is a prize. Are any of her exes been allowed to move on? Let’s just reming her; she didn’t want Troy. At no point during (let’s pretend and call it) the experiment did Ashley NOT rebuff Troy.

    • Tip Charlene….big broad shoulders; dont wear halter neck…unless you want to look like Michael Klim.

  3. Patrick gets a chance to dob on his mates, and Charlene gets to take up the cause with her long stick.

  4. Dean spent more time in the dog house than the bedroom. He won the Hall of shame trophy.

  5. Anyone know a good tattoo removalist? Actually, looks wise, I preferred Ryan out of all of them, in spite of his poor table manners.

    • …when he’s not being bombarded with dirty texts and bedroom snaps from Tracey.

    • Huge effort to make her bottom lip disappear. Vast improvement, in spite of the embarrassing circumstance .

  6. Gabby doesn’t like the guys talking about hot chicks unless it’s roast chicken. She’s too sad.

    • I saw Gabby in an ad for a rubber mattress in the wee hours last night.

      • Did she look tragicly sad. She could hire herself out as a professional mourner.

    • Good one. Nicely captioned.

      I’ve got one…”You talkin’ to me?” Or how about, “Tracey and I’s are in love”

  7. Show of hands; who believes Tracey DIDN’T send Dean an undie pic, saying “Sean is going to love me in this”? Sounds very specific to me.

  8. Sarah might be nice looking if she wasn’t done up for the stage show of The Lion King.

  9. Telv said that “Sarah blew him out of the water”.
    I wonder if that was in the bath scene.

    • For the free alcohol, I’d suggest.

      Thanks for your work, Maz. This show rated very well.

    • Why the heck would anyone choose to put themselves through that twice?

      Is modern dating really that challenging? That “Banging a Stranger on National Television” is your last chance at love?

  10. Yes, Maz. Thank you so much for being our MAFS reporter. You did a great job. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

    • From Talking Married I thought he was going to be doing a stand up comedy tour.

      Anything for “exposure”. Good ****ing luck, Ryan. Easter and nudity were meant for each other.

      • No it’s a “stand up nudity tour”. We’ll be able to see where he hides his Easter eggs.

    • Oh, that is just not attractive at all. And prime evidence why people need to rethink getting covered in tattoos.

      And he’s not even that fit. I mean, yeah, he’s in reasonably good shape, but pretty much every single Bachiside contestant has a more trim chest and stomach, in particular.

  11. and surprise, surprise, it all comes out after their contractual obligations finish, that John and Mel aren’t together (where they ever?) Sarah and Telv aren’t together also, and woah, this one – Charlene and Patrick too. Who knew?!!

    Hmmmm.

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