MAFS. Yeah… Nah… But I read your comments, so fill me in.
It’s a Commitment Ceremony night. Of course, most of these desperates would rather get the Corona Virus than write “leave”
Oh no. This is how I felt when I realized I had forgotten to record mafs.
He hasn’t been the same since his phone got lost in the Rolls.
Ivan didn’t think much of his report.
Aleks had to think about it. She wasn’t sure with Ivan “what would pop up”.
Aleks had a lot to get off her chest.
Hayley scores with the judges because she can cry…a bit.
No tears though.
No one could find a match for these two.
It’s harder to even find a comment for this telling screenshot. Never mind, the ratings are great.
I wonder if they die a little, inside, every time 9 comes to them and tells them, “Good news, guys, the show’s been renewed for another year!”?
Mikey nearly nodded off.
Others were amazed.
Hayley felt she regained her dignity.
She didn’t have a lot to get back.
Everyone gets to judge.
We all get to be shocked and dismayed.
Great screenshots, Daisy!
They tell a grim story about the happiness these fools are finding in the ”experiment’
But I’m guessing they all chose to “stay” because, hey, those instagram posts aren’t going to like themselves, are they?
It’s great now that I can use my phone. I think the trick was waiting about 5 or so seconds for it to load before hitting ‘post’.
The faces are all courtesy of the cast and their cosmetic surgeons.
I live the comments.
Here’s a good rtv. I went on a romantic Corona virus cruise.
I would be saying to Woolif right now, “I told you we should have booked the grand suite!”
“Love” the comments. “Those instagram pics aren’t going to like themselves” 😂😂😂😂
I’ve never even visited Instagram, not very cool of me.
Me neither. I don’t even have a you tube channel. I’m sure we’d go viral. 😁
It is intimacy week!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or should that be voyeur’s week?
Poppy & Luke have left the experiment.
No, Poppy expect to die alone. You are high maintenance.
I just think, if those kids hit their teenage years and their mother is still that clingy? I mean, there’s some big problems on the horizon.
MIL from hell.
You would think I am a romantic given I watch First Dates, B&B, MAFS, FWAW etc.
But really I am a love cynic.
Perhaps B&B has made me that way. 😝
Make up coming off…sort of.
Already did it.
Poppy being a Party Pooper.
I don’t begrudge her missing her kids. She just should have known that she would.
Poppy makes an effort.
So Luke decides to rip her heart out.
Poor Connie discovers Jonethwn is an Instawa*k
Red flags Connie. She’s my favourite.
Next move for Luke… MasterChef.
They should put Luke with Connie.
Next move for Luke….the gym.
Or early heart bypass, diabetes etc
I want to add, maybe a barber?
“Accuse me? Rite a leter? Mmmmm. Your a good cleaner”
Ivan prepares to show his vulnerable side.
At least two of these idiots are more in love with their phones than they could ever be with a real live person. Ivan and the fool who rates his partner’s cleaning skills.
This is where they delve into the gutter, “Who is having sex?”. Who asks that in real life? Are we like those cultures where the old ladies of the tribe go check the sheets? Perhaps they could show the sexperts doing that.
I couldn’t help wonder what make-up Stacey had removed. It must have been all tattoos and extensions because she still looked made up.
I had been thinking Hayley was too rough for her partner,…until he pronounced, “asked”.
Would that be the same dingbat who whined that his partner wanted an “unsatiable” amount of attention?
I just read that the real reason Poo Poo Poppy left was because she didn’t like the Chubby little Cubby that she married. Number one complaint….too positive. Far out. How dare he.
I prefer that over a grumblw bum.
Ech. She, honestly, sounds kind of awful.
And, okay, maybe she had reason to be awful because of her patented tragic back-story ™, but that just feels like an excuse. She volunteered for the show. She knew what it involved.
‘Xactly, Windsong. She was pathetic. I would have hated leaving my kids but then you don’t sign on. I hope Luke gets another go.
I still think they should all throw their carkeys in a bowl and hope he gets Connie, who has the goon who thinks he is hotter than he is.
Did I mention I like Connie? 😁 She is so ordinary. And just a good amount of off beat.
Yes. Poppy is terminally immature but hey she is special as not only does she have kids (thereby rendering her a paragon of all virtue) she has twins (untouchable sainthood right there).
She was just rude slobbering on the couch while Luke was trying to engage in conversation. Stop using the children as a shield for your bad behaviour. Be an adult and tell him, it is not working.
I feel for Luke, but I imagine, most people ended up feeling quite sympathetically towards him. He’s not my sort of bloke, but he seemed like a decent guy, and on paper, a single-mother would’ve understand the pressures of his life better than other potential matches.
It’s just such a pity the potential match that the three idiots found for him was *Poppy*.
“He just annoyed the sh*t out of me constantly,” Poppy said about Luke. “He was so overly positive. I was clearly struggling at times and he was so positive about it and that just made me want to throw him down a staircase.”
I read that, tonight, as well.
Yeah, she sounds like real keeper, doesn’t she? Yikes.
Not really a big fan of this season. The participants are non-descript (ironic with tatts) and the sexperts have ramped up their perversion.
For the ones we can remember:
Mikey: Alcohol issues (twice out all night drinking) combined with been gifted the family business tends to suggest that he has never had to deal with the consequences of his actions. Immature.
Stacey: Very low self esteem with hints of an unstable childhood. Seeking security in the wrong places.
Jonenathen: Not into Connie. Uneducated narcissist seeking Insta likes.
Connie: Maybe smart enough to negotiate the post MFAS media profile she seeks.
Haley: Once an addict, always an addict. She has issues and should not have been selected.
David: A man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. He lacks a good fortune….
I’m cool with not judging Hayley by her past, because most of us have murky pasts we’d rather not see on national television.
I’m perfectly fine with judging Hayley right now, because right now, she seems like kind of a trainwreck.
Agree. Poppy was rude.
Petulant, pouting, party-pooping Poppy,
Perfect partner Luke put down for Positivity
Pack your bags Poo Poo,
Pile on the kilos on own Patch.
Poor Luke. Perhaps it’s a pity parental Poppy didn’t participate.
Persist with your peppy, personable positivity. She wasn’t even platonic.
FFS…one extended ad for Coles and their vegan (and white food) range. Shameless.
We just have no words for this episode.
And damn it, I missed it thanks to a vastly-more entertaining episode of “Survivor”.
At least the half-naked people on “Survivor” are actually attractive. Mostly.
I can’t watch Survivor. My annoyance is too high that production are moving goal posts, and not playing fair.
I would rather watch the vein in Hayley’s forehead than listen to whiney Shonee boasting about her game play. What game play. She wouldn’t even be there if she wasn’t put back in by production. Gggrrr. It’s TAR Aus all over again.
Nasty. Newspaper wants more diet.
It is all very nasty.
Dirt not diet.
Line of the night came from Connie.
Jonethen: “You’ve got nice lips. They’re not too big. They’re not too small”.
Connie:” “I grew them myself”.
Hayley’s husband is finding a connection with her now. It’s on the end of his willy.
Mikey needs a while to warm up. He just needs his Nanna nap first.
Jonethen didn’t just break the phone rule. He broke the wan*we rule. Jonethen can’t stop taking selfies. Jonethen, you aren’t hot.
How did Mikey get that run down with his wife’s head between his legs, with no sign of life in the budgies?
Stacey and her hubby are in it for the exposure.
I figured Mike must be gay not to literally harden up for that lubricated massage./blow job
Which one is Mikey?
When the show’s not actually in front of me, I literally can’t tell them apart.
……mmm, the guy who’s boss of a nursing home,he was a bit touch phobic at the beginning. Don’t know how else to describe him or his tactile “wife”
Oh yeah, Mikey’s the actually reasonably-attractive one.
Natasha, his happy bride from the show, was seen making out with some random dude yesterday, while today, she’s gotten a restraining order out against this fellow.
So clearly, her and Mikey last the distance.
Ages ago, I saw a creepy movie about a wheelchair-bound, old lady who hired a young man; a perfect gentleman, to be her live in carer. He had a head in a hatbox.
Even the name, Mikey, is scary.
Mikey is used to 1.30 -4.00 being nap time.
The massage must have been at 2.00pm.
Damn auto cue…or was I drunk (no).
rub down not run down
I apologize for my lack of proof reading.
Oh my Gawd. These “intimacy” activities are a bit much.
Wait what? Mishel blindfolds Steve and makes him smell fish? Okay.
Reminds too much of the one about the blind man outside the seafood shop……
I don’t know that one, but my mind went to a very unsavoury thought….as perhaps did Steve’s.
He probably thought “Bingo. I know THIS game.
Jonethen…you a**e. What a pr**k.
Jonnythong couldn’t go ONE HOUR without Instagram. He’d be a better match for the drug addict.
Looks like men behaving badly dinner party tonight from the promos.
He seems like a classy guy. Meanwhile…
“But f**k this s**t, I’m going to tell everything!” — Poppy.
Well, sweety, you’re not on the show anymore, so the floor is yours! Twenty bucks says she actually contributes nothing whatsoever to the conversation.
What did Luke do? Leave the toilet seat down?
Luke was too amicable.
What a bastard.
The scary movie I mentioned earlier…. I think it was Night Must Fall (1937).
Wow. What an unpleasant dinner party. MKR dinner can’t compete with this.
Woh. How bad is Mikey going to regret going on this show. He will be known as the 10 second man everywhere he goes.
Somehow, I don’t think Mikey will be going out much for a while, that is if he doesn’t suicide first.
Michael is like The Roach; spreading trouble and breaking up relationships.
Mikey will need help leaving the show. Mikey doesn’t want the people at the table know his time limit, but all of Australia; no problem.
Woh, Michael went on the attack. I can’t blame Steve that his pride took a hammering and it got out of control.
Hayley wants a job as a sexpert.
I just realized Jonethen looks like Larry the original from The Three Stooges.
Dave, you are correct. That dinner party was ugly…but still not as horrible as that screaming Cyrel.
Hayley reckons people get stuff “misconsued”.
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