The new season of The Bachelor starts on Wednesday on Ten with what is the ultimate Survivor crossover.
Two-time player Locky Gilbert is the new Bachie. Think tall, dark, tatts, athletic, more articulate than Honey Badger but not a Matt/Matty J-type vocab.
At least his Survivor experience would have made him used to talking to the camera.
He’s a wild wilderness guide from WA who is based in Bali, so his ideal match is a bikini influencer.
Apparently the pandemic meant some dates were conducted via video, so perhaps there will be less snogging this time round.
Now, if only we could convince Osher to take the night off and let AK conduct the rose ceremony …