I promised you I would squeeze milk from a bull’s bosom and get you a litter of pigs from a boar. Here’s a post garnered from a meal of cold leftovers of soap.
The current lay of the land has everyone playing “dress in the dark” and appearing in clothes that are spectacular only in their hideousness.
Liam is now the father of only two children, one by Steffy and one by Hope, and one foster child, but that could all change as they haven’t redone Steffy’s paternity test. The paternity still hinges on the word of the family drug dealer.
In the meantime, Finn is thrilled to start buying nappies, cots, a pram and a bouncinette. And all the baby paraphernalia he can get his hands on. He’s going to be handing out cigars.
Liam on the other hand, looks like he has taken a sucker punch. He’s not as happy and relieved as Hope hoped he would be. The light is dawning on wooly brained Hope that Liam is selfish. She should have added narcissistic. Anyhow, Liam’s honest answer (because Liam likes to be honest after sleeping with Steffy, or any other woman) to Hope asking, “Did you tell Steffy that you still loved her, was a (slightly sheepish, but not even guilty), “yes”. He’s still proud of his honesty.
Over at Forrester, Brooke is preparing her ammunition for more advances on her daughter from Thomas. Rasper is protesting. His son has changed. Hopefully not into another LA tracksuit. Brooke wants her daughter to stay in a marriage with a cheating narcissist. For her, it’s all about winning, with memories of her battles with Taylor for Ridge. If not, why? How can you explain why she wants her daughter locked for life with this upstart.
$hauna should be pushing her newly ‘reinstated to the Logan family’ daughter, into getting pregnant to the wimpish Flubber to secure her family ties, and financial security. So far she is only lurking on the sidelines in mini-skirts and hotpants. She might still be able to get some millionaire to nibble her bait.
There is still Bill, stuck with boring, most Katy; trying to woo her back, Sally who must have been sent to an asylum, and children who seem to have been placed in an orphanage. Oh and annoying grass-cutter Paris, Roger Ramjet Zoe, boring Zende, and Carter the Cuckold. But I will pause it here for now. Who can we root for?